September 24, 2003

It is important to be able to laugh at yourself.
Especially when you do something VERY dumb.

I got up. Took a nice shower. Got ready to put my contacts in.
I decided it was time to switch to a new pair. So I got a new pair. I put a new contact in my left eye. All was well. Seeing clearer than ever. I put the new contact in my right eye, but things were blurry. I left it there in hopes that maybe it would slide into position. I had some cereal, and it still was wierd. So I thought to myself...maybe that's a faulty one or something.

So I remove the new contact, throw it away and put another brand new one in my eye.
Still blurry. What is going on? This is completely visually unacceptable at this point.

So I take it out and examine my eye for anything that looks suspicious.
And low and behold what do I find in there?
Another contact!

Yes. I put 2 contacts in my eye on top of each other.
No wonder it was blurry and uncomfortable.
Genius Heather. Pure Genius.