October 2, 2003

So I am pretty sure I have a disorder.

I cannot cook microwave popcorn without burning it.
I burn it (to the point that it cannot be eaten & smells up the house) every single time.
It was so bad once I had to buy Kara a new microwave because of the smoke damage.

When I want a bag of popcorn I know I won't get the first one. Sometimes it takes 3 times until I get a bag I can actually safely eat.

The scary part is, I don't think there's a cure.